celebrity baby alert,who is not expecting a baby?

: Kendra Wilkinson, Khloe Kardashian and Giuliana Rancic are totally
having babies.

Just, you know, not right now but the latest issue of OK! Weekly
teases impending pregnancies for all of these famous women, claiming
Hank Baskett IV wants a siblings; Khloe wants to cash in like sister
Kim Kardashian and Giuliana likes the color pink.

And here is the best made-up rumor of all.

Rihanna is dying to to go from "musical queen to baby mama," according
to an imaginary source.

She is reportedly (read: not at all) attempting to get pregnant with
Chris Brown because she believes "that's the best way to get Chris to
put a ring on her finger."

Huh? We thought the best way to accomplish that goal was just to get
Chris riled up because... oh, sorry. We misread that statement as the
"best way to get Chris to break her finger." or any time soon or
anything,